Thursday, April 14, 2016

Some Harsh Truth


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These Are Worthy Project Cars

The Cheapest Legendary Performance Cars You Can Buy Today

We're often asked the question: 'how can I get a cheap performance car with iconic heritage'? The answer is not a straightforward one, so here are the cheapest ways to secure yourself a quick car from a legendary brand

BMW: E36 M3

The oft-overlooked BMW E36 M3, hit the bottom of its depreciation curve a few years ago, and although prices have risen by around 50 per cent, it’s still the a great entry point into M car ownership. You can find high-mileage examples for under £6000, but we would recommend spending a couple thousand more to find a clean example; you don’t want to end up buying a lemon like Alex…

The 3.2-litre S50B32 straight-six engine fitted to post-September 1995 M3 coupes is, as Alex describes it, “a heartless destroyer of speed limits”. With an impressive (for the time) 316bhp, the E36 is good for a 0-60mph time of around 5.4 seconds, and will go on to a top speed of 170mph (sans limiter). With clean examples hitting the £10,000+ point, now is the time to buy!

Alternatively, around £8500 also puts you in E46 M3 territory, so that’s a car well worth considering too.

Audi: RS6 C5

Somewhat surprisingly, the iconic Audi RS6 C5 is now one of the cheapest ways into RS ownership. With a 4.2-litre, 450bhp, twin-turbocharged V8, the RS6 absolutely decimated the competition when it was released back in 2002, with the Avant claiming the title of ‘world’s fastest estate car’.

With a 0-60mph time of 4.4 seconds and a top speed of 155mph (over 180mph delimited) the RS6 sported serious supercar-rivalling performance. So what’s the catch? Well, with any car this advanced, problems are going to be commonplace. Owners have reported issues such as cracked manifolds, blown mass air flow sensors, worn bushes and leaky intercoolers. Servicing costs are also painfully high. You can pick up cars for under £7000, but we’d invest another £7k to secure a cleaner example. If you want the limited-run Plus, expect to pay around £20,000.

Mercedes: C36 AMG

The C36 AMG W202 was the first AMG model to be sold through Mercedes’ official dealership network and was a car designed to take on the dominant E36 M3. The sonorous inline-six found in the C280 was retained, but the AMG crew bumped the displacement up to 3.6 litres. Aggressive camshafts, an increase in compression and a performance exhaust were also added to give the car 276bhp and 284lb ft of torque. Granted, the 0-60mph time of 6.7 seconds and top speed of 155mph was still some way off the M3, but it wasn’t a bad start for the iconic tuner.

Firmer suspension with a 25mm drop gave the car impressive handling, and the S600 vented disc brakes guaranteed fade free braking performance. Surprisingly, for such a historically significant vehicle, high-milage examples can be had for under £5000. And if you double your budget, you can get a mint-condition C36 for just under £10,000. What a steal!

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Who Ever Thought Of This Is A Cooking Genius


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And I'm Ok With The End Result


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Some Bourbon B.S.

5 Biggest Lies About Bourbon That Everyone Believes To Be True

Bourbon must be made in Kentucky
  • Although all of the big brand bourbon distilleries are located in the state of Kentucky, there is no law saying that only if it is made in Kentucky is it bourbon. MGP, the industrial distillery that has been around for decades and provides much of the industry’s stock bourbon, is located across the Ohio River in Indiana. Plus, historically many states were engaged in bourbon production prior to Prohibition. Virginia, for example, had a nice reputation for bourbon of the kind that Texas and Colorado are aspiring to now. The Bluegrass States is the best source for bourbon, but not the exclusive source.
Elijah Craig invented bourbon
  • While the Reverend Craig was certainly a frontier Kentucky distiller, there is no proof of any kind that he invented either bourbon whiskey as a whole or any of the features that go into making it. The claim that Craig was the “Father of Bourbon Whiskey” postdates his death by some six decades. Furthermore, Craig opened his first distillery in 1789, six years after another bourbon pioneer, Evan Williams, is supposed to have opened his.
Tennessee whiskey isn’t bourbon
  • Last year’s fracas in the Tennessee state house over what is or isn’t Tennessee whiskey revived the classic bar stool debated over whether Jack Daniels’ and George Dickel are or are not bourbon. In spirit, the 2013 Tennessee Whiskey Law confirmed that they were bourbon, because it defined them as being bourbon in accordance with Federal statute, plus the added step of the Lincoln County Process (drip-filtration through maple charcoal). Instead of setting Tennessee whiskey fully apart from bourbon, what the law actually did was confirm it as a major and distinctive variant within bourbon.
Excellent spring water is crucial to making bourbon
  • This was actually half-true once upon a time, which is why some of the classic American distilleries are located on their own springs, but no longer. Modern health and industrial standards usually demand that the water used to produce a drink product like bourbon be treated, almost invariably with reverse osmosis. This process removes 99% of all minerals and metals from the water in question. Whether the water comes from a river, stream, spring or the municipal tap doesn’t matter very much after that.
Bourbon bottlers are a new phenomenon
  • The only reason why bottling whiskey stock made by someone else seems new and controversial to Americans is because Prohibition wiped out the American whiskey bottling sector. Prior to that, bottlers (or “rectifiers” as they were sometimes called back then) were at least as important in the American whiskey trade as distillers who sold their own product, especially in the 19th Century. W.L. Weller, often credited as the creator of wheated bourbon, was one such 19th Century bottler. Whereas bottling remained common in Scotland and Ireland, for many years the only whiskey company in the U.S. relying solely on bottling was Kentucky Bourbon Distillers, now known as Willett.
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Happy 89th Birthday, Volvo!

Celebrate Volvo's 89th birthday with some neat facts

We delve deep into obscure Volvo history.

4. These Swedes take coffee seriously.

​That pride in Sweden extends to some of the country's other products. Swedes drink more coffee per capita than almost anyone else (it keeps them awake during the long, dark winter). The mid-afternoon fika coffee break is otherwise-industrious Sweden's version of the Spanish siesta.

Volvo is so enthusiastic about its hometown's best-known coffee roaster, Da Matteo, that it flies a couple of baristas and a lot of coffee beans to major international auto shows and passes out joe on press days. There's a lot to get your attention at an auto show, but even jaded attendees will agree that Volvo brews the best cup.

Consumers seem to think the same, even though the coffee served at your local dealer probably came from a Keurig cup. Sales are way up this year, buoyed by the brand's hot XC90 (admittedly, its other models aren't fairing quite as well). A host of new products are on the way, and for once Volvo has something to sell other than safety.

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A Trip To Thai Town To Grub Must Be Planned Soon

10 Must-Try Dishes in Thai Town (That Aren't Pad Thai)


Naked Shrimp Salad at Hoy-Ka Thai Noodles
  • While Hoy-Ka may be best known for its noodles, its naked shrimp salad is a refreshing appetizer that should kickstart your meal. A row of large, fresh raw shrimp covered in a spicy lime and garlic dressing sits on a bed of shredded cabbage and carrots. Since it has a bit of a kick, you might want to order a Thai iced tea to cool you down. 5908 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood; (323) 463-2979, hoykahollywood.net.


Khao Soi from Khao Soi by Inthanon Thai
  • When a restaurant's name has the words "khao soi" in it, then you know they must mean business about this Northern Thai dish. The bowl comes with egg noodles in a delicious curry-coconut broth that's thinner than your average viscous Thai curry. It's topped with a hard-boiled egg and a little nest of fried egg noodles. You can choose from 12 different protein options, including crispy pork, chicken and tofu. Each bowl also comes with sides of pickled mustard greens, onions and lime; we suggest adding all of that in your bowl for a pleasant punch. 5907 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; (323) 464-1790.

Jade Noodles from Sapp Coffee Shop
  • This hole-in-the-wall spot that Anthony Bourdain featured on No Reservations gets a lot of cred for its boat noodles, but we're even bigger fans of its jade noodles. This dish hits sweet and savory notes and looks like Christmas in a bowl. A bed of spinach egg noodles is topped with red char siu pork, crab meat, roast duck, Chinese broccoli and slices of green onions. Make sure to squeeze on the lime juice and give the bowl a good toss before digging in. 5183 Hollywood Blvd., Los Feliz; (323) 665-1035.   
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Kobe's Career, Illustrated


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Reading This Just Pisses Me Off

Comment Of The Day: Maybe It's Out Of Gas? Edition

Here’s reader Gonemad to tell you what that is:
The worst one I heard was the most basic one, and a legend retold by every Jaloper out there, and it must be retold every now and then, to every generation of Car Tinkers:

Girl tows a Camaro 5.0L V8 on the shop saying the car won’t even start. It cranked, but never started running after 2 weeks of use, bought used. The mechanic simply doesn’t connect the dots that the girl knew nothing at all about cars, and had just won the car from Dad as 18-year gift.

Having asked the lady to try to run the car while he takes a peek under the hood, he just asks her to leave it there. Next day, he takes it apart. Everything up and running, the usual culprits: battery (he knew it would be OK, but you just double check for rust, right?), spark plugs, alternator, distributor, oil in place and good condition. No weird noises when cranking. Never bothered to check the dash.

Checks the carburetor. Pours some gasoline there to try again. It purrs like a kitten until it stalls again, after the carb ran dry. So, the fuel pump or hoses are shot, but nowhere near the engine he had already checked, and probably clogged since it didn’t have any smell or leakage, who knows. Still didn’t check the dash.

Opens gas tank. It is dry as a James Bond Martini. It dawns on him. Hurries back to the dash and the gas needle is all the way as far from the E as it can go - on the wrong side. The F side was a barren wasteland that wasn’t visited in a month, at least.

If you didn’t figure it out by now, he had a freaking empty tank V8 in his hands. And he took it apart to learn it. Facepalm wasn’t invented to describe it back then.

He fills the car, that chokes a bit before the whole system fills with dinosaur juice, purring like the small block Chevy it is. Girls comes back, he just charges for the gas:

“What’s this? Gasoline?” The girl asks while taking a puzzled look at the bill. The mechanic replies, professional as Priest on Sundays:

“The tank was empty, that’s why it didn’t work. You should check it every other week, or it can damage the car to run very low on gasoline.”

“How do I do that?” At this point the man entered the twilight zone. He held his breath, turned red under the grease, calmed down, and kept professional, calling her to get a close look at the dash:

“See that needle? Never let it reach the E- for empty - , just ask in any gas station to fill your car up, or ask someone you know to go with you”.

The details change, but both had lessons here: The girl didn’t know the car ran on gas, and neither should you assume that anybody already knows that. You never know.
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The Last Time The Red Wings Missed The NHL Playoffs

What the world was like the last time the Detroit Red Wings missed the playoffs

[A]pril 1, 1990. No fooling. What the world was like 26 years ago:
  • George H.W. Bush was the president of the United States. Mikhail Gorbachev was the president of the Soviet Union. The Berlin Wall was two months away from being demolished. The unification of East Germany and West Germany was being negotiated. Nelson Mandela was enjoying his first two months of freedom after spending 27 years in South African prisons.
  • The population of the United States was 249 million.
  • The internet was five months away from becoming a thing. A smart phone was something that operated from a plug and a long cord in your house and had an answering machine that recorded messages onto a tiny audiotape. A tweet was the exclusive message of a bird.
  • General Motors topped the Fortune 500 as the most valuable company. Passengers were sweating through the second month of a ban on smoking on all U.S. domestic flights.
  • "Escapade" by Janet Jackson, "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles and "Vogue" by Madonna were burning up the airwaves. That is to say, those songs were being played by radio stations. Gloria Estefan left a New York hospital after suffering a broken back in a bus accident.
  • Popular movies of the month were "Pretty Woman," with Richard Gere as a john and Julia Roberts as a prostitute (I know, right?), and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Coming later in the year would be "Goodfellas," "Dances With Wolves," "Home Alone," "Total Recall," "Ghost" and "Rocky V." "Driving Miss Daisy," starring Morgan Freeman and Jessica Tandy, had just been awarded the Oscar for best picture. A TV show called "Twin Peaks" aired its two-hour pilot episode -- and unless you had a beta or VHS recorder, you couldn't fast-forward the commercials. With his four-year contract to do the TV series "21 Jump Street" expiring, Johnny Depp said he would prefer to do movies. A little-known actor named Brad Pitt was cast for a bit part in the flick "Thelma and Louise."
  • Jack Nicklaus played in his first senior tour event, which he promptly won. Nick Faldo was a week away from successfully defending his Masters title. The Miami Hurricanes and San Francisco 49ers has recently won championships. Derrike Cope had recently won the Daytona 500. Liverpool was on the verge of winning its 18th -- and so far, last -- English Football League title.
  • The Boston Bruins won the Presidents' Trophy with 101 points on a record of 46 wins, 25 losses and 9 ties. Last place among the 21 teams in the NHL was held by the Quebec Nordiques, who went 12-61-7. Wayne Gretzky of the Los Angeles Kings won the Art Ross Trophy with 142 points; Mark Messier was second with 129. Brett Hull of the St. Louis Blues led goal scoring with 72; Steve Yzerman was second with 62 goals. Patrick Roy of the Montreal Canadiens led the league with a .912 save percentage; Mike Liut of the Blues was tops in goals-against average, at 2.53.
  • Dylan Larkin was six years away from being born. Danny DeKeyser was a month old. Brad Richards was 9. Pavel Datsyuk was 11. Coach Jeff Blashill was 16.
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Owning A Slammed Car 101

6 Things You Should Never Do In A Slammed Car

Slamming your car might make it look cool, but there are rules you must follow when driving a car that scrapes if you want to avoid embarrassment and some very costly repairs . . . . .

1. Never drive anywhere that has an incline

Now your car is scrapin’ with the best of them, inclines are your enemy. Driveways, car parks, and even the occasional hill will see you rubbing your skirts and underside on the tarmac. Take it easy, and you’ll keep your bumpers intact, unlike the unfortunate guy above . . . . .

4. Don't drive in bad weather

The problem with rain is that it can fill a pothole and hide it from view. Every seemingly harmless puddle could be hiding a gaping hole in the tarmac just waiting to rip your car apart.

Also with bad weather comes debris from trees and other roadside furniture. If the wind picks up and throws a twig in the road without giving you time to avoid it, irreparable damage could be done to your pride and joy. You have been warned.

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