(Jalopnik.com)
Thursday, April 6, 2017
This Is A Good One
The Ex-Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your tools along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”
Tom got a horrified look on his face and began choking.
She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Tom replied: “I wasn’t.”
(Bits&Pieces.us)
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your tools along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”
Tom got a horrified look on his face and began choking.
She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Tom replied: “I wasn’t.”
(Bits&Pieces.us)
MPG Be Damned When You Roll Like This
2018 Chevy Tahoe RST gets a 420-horsepower 6.2-liter V8 option
On the surface, the Rally Sport Truck Package for the Chevrolet Suburban and Tahoe seems like your typical appearance pack. Don't be fooled. It actually opens up some intriguing performance options.
Buyers can add both a Borla performance exhaust and Brembo six-piston front brake calipers to the SUVs. The powerful calipers come along with larger rotors and pads for what should be a noticeable improvement in stopping power. The exhaust should give so-equipped Tahoes and Suburbans a throatier sound, and Chevrolet says it adds some horsepower, but didn't give specifics for the SUVs' standard 5.3-liter V8.
(AutoBlog.com)
On the surface, the Rally Sport Truck Package for the Chevrolet Suburban and Tahoe seems like your typical appearance pack. Don't be fooled. It actually opens up some intriguing performance options.
Buyers can add both a Borla performance exhaust and Brembo six-piston front brake calipers to the SUVs. The powerful calipers come along with larger rotors and pads for what should be a noticeable improvement in stopping power. The exhaust should give so-equipped Tahoes and Suburbans a throatier sound, and Chevrolet says it adds some horsepower, but didn't give specifics for the SUVs' standard 5.3-liter V8.
(AutoBlog.com)
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