Monday, July 18, 2016

He's Not Mad 1 Bit For Losing This Bet

Bet's a bet: Henrik Stenson's win means caddie has to quit smoking

Gareth Lord, Stenson's caddie, made a different type of bet on his player. And it's one that's going to cost Lord dearly.

According to Golf Digest's Tim Rosaforte, Lord and Stenson entered into a wager a year ago: If Stenson won a major, Lord would have to quit smoking. A bet Stenson kept Lord apprised of during the Open's final round. 

On the seventh hole at Troon, Lord, nervous at the building tension, lit a cigarette. Upon seeing this, Stenson turned to his looper and remarked, "You better enjoy that. You have about two and a half hours left."

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Goalies Made A Name For Themselves In 2016

Evgeny Kuznetsov tops NHL Network's breakout players 

3. Martin Jones, G, San Jose Sharks
 
Jones won the Stanley Cup as Jonathan Quick's backup with the Los Angeles Kings in 2014, but played 34 games in his first two NHL seasons. After he was traded to the Boston Bruins and then to the Sharks before the 2015 draft, Jones became a starter for the first time in his NHL career and was outstanding.

Jones, 26, went 37-23-4 with a 2.27 goals-against average, .918 save percentage and six shutouts in 65 games. He finished third in the League in wins, ninth in save percentage and tied for second in shutouts. Jones helped the Sharks to the their first Stanley Cup Final, going 14-10 with a 2.16 GAA, .923 save percentage and three shutouts in 24 playoff games.

5. Matt Murray, G, Pittsburgh Penguins
 
Murray, who turned 22 during the Stanley Cup Playoffs, topped off his rookie season by helping to lead the Penguins to the championship. He went 15-6 with a 2.08 goals-against average, .923 save percentage and one shutout in the playoffs, allowing two goals or fewer in 13 of 21 starts.

During the regular season, the highly-touted prospect was recalled several times from Wilkes/Barre-Scranton of the American Hockey League and went 9-2-1 in 13 games with a 2.00 GAA and a .930 save percentage.

7. John Gibson, G, Anaheim Ducks
 
In his third season with the Ducks, Gibson started nearly half of their games (38) and had a 21-13-4 record with four shutouts. Gibson also had a 2.07 GAA, tied for second among qualifying goaltenders, and a .920 save percentage.

Gibson allowed two goals or fewer in 26 of 40 appearances and had winning streaks of four and five games during the regular season. He made two starts in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

(NHL.com)

Seriously? All This Just To Service The Car?

Dealers Will Have To Go Through Hell To Service The New Ford GT

Servicing the new Ford GT seems like a total nightmare based on an article from All Ford Mustangs, which claims to have a Ford internal memo detailing what dealers have to go through to do even basic work on the sexy GT. The hurdles include requiring a special clean room, transporting the cars to and from clients on $30,000 trailers, and flying in “doctors” from Canada for major repairs. Clearly, this car is kind of a big deal.

All Ford Mustangs says only a select few certified dealerships will be able to service the GT, and only Master Ford technicians with training from Multimatic—the Canada-based company that assembles the GT—will be able to turn a wrench on the hypercars.

Though All Ford Mustangs says that “in unique circumstances the certified technician may be required to perform repairs at the clients home,” most of the time, the cars will need to be serviced at dealerships. And to get the cars there, dealers will have to drop $30,000 on specialized enclosed trailers, which they’ll use to pick up the cars from clients’ homes or workplaces.

Once the car is at the dealership, it must be covered and kept in a special “clean room work area,” which will be off-limits to anyone but the Ford GT-certified Ford master techs and “Ford GT Designated member of service management”—who also happen to be the only two people allowed to drive the car while it’s in the shop.

But even once the car is in the clean room, those certified master techs can only conduct basic repairs. As soon as a GT needs major work, a Multimatic “fly-in doctor” will have to swoop in to the dealership and save the day.
Then there are the really serious repair jobs, like body work, major powertrain rebuilds, and fixes that require “splitting the back half of the car from the main vehicle tub assembly.” Those jobs, called “Group 3" repairs, will require the car to be transported to a Multimatic repair facility.
Clearly, fixing these things isn’t exactly straightforward.

But that’s not all. In addition to the approximately $30,000 that they’ll have to spend on a trailer, All Ford Mustangs says certified dealerships also need to spend approximately $1,500 on four GoJak 4520 wheel lift dollies (to lift the carbon-fiber monocoque) and about $700 on a transmission jack adapter.
On top of all of the money they have to spend and all of the provisions they need to make in their shops in order to service the GT, Ford dealers will also have to have someone on their management team who is “directly reachable at all times should they be required to receive the car after hours and store it inside the building for the sake of safety.”

So, not only are dealerships going to have to spend lots of money, pick up and drop off cars, train their technicians, and fly in specialists from Canada, but they’re also going to lose sleep. That’s rough.

(Jalopnik.com)

This Is Great Road Trip Driving Advice

Here's What No One Tells You About Driving 180 MPH On The Autobahn

During the fuel-destroying run, I did manage to best the manufacturer’s top speed figure by a marginal amount, but it didn’t actually result in me realistically getting to my destination any sooner.

The others in my four car group, driving mechanically identical cars, managed to accelerate to a formidable 150 mph and stay there for most of the journey, shifting to higher gears and remaining at a reasonable RPM, while I was accelerating like a frantic idiot. Their brisk pace gave them half a tank of usable premium fuel left, but my car was pleading with me to take it to the next fuel station before it gave me the silent treatment. I beat them to the scheduled stop by about 10 minutes, but managed to kill sixty Euros worth of fuel and took twice as long to refuel. It was also likely that they didn’t blow past unassuming trucks at a closing speed deemed unsurvivable in a crash, and may have probably been a bit better off had something catastrophic occurred.

This is the exact reason why planes don’t fly at top speed all the time, it’s because cruising speed matters in terms of fuel management, cost, and safety[.]

(Jalopnik.com)

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Hallelujah!

Government abandons 54.5-mpg CAFE standard

Turns out, the 2025 CAFE standard wasn't a mandate, but an estimate.

Not for lack of trying, but the US auto industry isn't going to hit the government's 54.5-mile-per-gallon fleet average fuel economy target. While the industry has made dramatic strides to improve its fleet-wide efficiency, it's the American consumer's infatuation with pickups, SUVs, and crossovers in the face of affordable gas that's sinking fuel-sipping efforts.

That's according to a report from Automotive News (and former Autoblog Editor-in-Chief Sharon Silke Carty), which claims that regulators are abandoning the 54.5-mpg minimum, due to come into effect in 2025. The EPA, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, and California Air Resources Board made the announcement in the latest Technical Assessment Report draft.

During a conference call with AN and other reporters about the report, government officials said the 2025 mandate isn't actually a mandate, but an estimate of where the auto industry could be in nine years. The EPA's original 2025 standard expected cars to make up two thirds of the new vehicles sold that year, while trucks, crossovers, and SUVs represented just a third of MY2025 sales. But with consumers buying the latter in increasing quantity, the original percentages simply were not realistic.

(AutoBlog.com)

Real Life Hidden Treasures

Top automotive barn finds in recent history 

The Baillon Collection

The single most outstanding barn find of our time was arguably the Baillon collection. It was assembled by one Roger Baillon, head of a French transport company, who put them in a series of sheds on his property in western France in the 1950s, '60s, and '70s, and left them there for the decades since. The collection included Bugattis, Ferraris, Maseratis, Hispano-Suizas, and more, in various states of disrepair.

The Baillon collection was found just a couple of years ago and consigned to French auction house Artcurial, which sold dozens of them early last year. Most notable were the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT SWB California Spider that sold for a record $18.5 million, a '56 Maserati A6G that went for $2.2 million, and a '49 Talbot-Lago T26 that fetched $1.9 million – all well above their pre-sale estimates and contributing to an overall take of $28.5 million.

Rusty Germans in South Central LA

This last barn find wasn't found in a barn at all. Like the “condo-find” Ferrari, this one was right in the heart of the city, and included a staggering array of European machinery – mostly from Germany.

In the scrap yard out back behind Porche (sic) Foreign Auto on South Alameda Street in Los Angeles, Town & Country magazine discovered, in various states of repair, dozens of Porsche 911s, a handful of Lamborghini Miuras, a rare Horch roadster once owned by Eva Braun, and most notably, a rather unique Mercedes. The 500K of 1935 vintage was built specially for Benz's legendary Silver Arrow grand prix racer Rudolf Caracciola, and was estimated to be worth eight figures.
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