That's Not A Bad Idea

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This Is True

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This Is So True

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I Hope This Never Happens To Me

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Relationship Goals

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This Made Me LOL

Marriage is all about sharing . . . . .

The man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously, they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered: ‘THE TEETH.’

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A Moment In Slapistory

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It's That Time Of Year

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Well Done Sir, Well Done

When lowriders are life, of course they'll be involved in a marriage proposal 

Watch this lowrider deliver a relationship highlight 

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These Are Important Factors Of A Relationship To Me

Every successful relationship is successful for the same exact reasons

3. The most important factor in a relationship is not communication, but respect

• Respect that they have different hobbies, interests, and perspectives from you. Just because you would spend your time and energy differently, doesn’t mean it’s better/worse.
• Respect that they have an equal say in the relationship, that you are a team, and if one person on the team is not happy, then the team is not succeeding.
• No secrets. If you’re really in this together and you respect one another, everything should be fair game. Have a crush on someone else? Discuss it. Laugh about it. Had a weird sexual fantasy that sounds ridiculous? Be open about it. Nothing should be off-limits.

7. You and your partner will grow and change in unexpected ways; embrace it 

Remember, if you’re going to spend decades together, some really heavy shit will hit (and break) the fan. Among major life changes people told me their marriages went through (and survived): changing religions, moving countries, death of family members (including children), supporting elderly family members, changing political beliefs, even changing sexual orientation, and in a couple cases, gender identification.

Amazingly, these couples survived because their respect for each other allowed them to adapt and allow each person to continue to flourish and grow.

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Well Said

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I'd Enlarge It & Frame It

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This Is A Good One

The Ex-Wife

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your tools along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”

Tom got a horrified look on his face and began choking.

She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Tom replied: “I wasn’t.”

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Pick Your Marriage Battles Wisely

Make him pay!

A husband and wife had a tiff. The wife called up her Mum and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”

Mum said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

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This Is A Long Read, But Well Worth It

Some Guy Live-Tweeted His Buddy’s Marriage Ending And It Might Be The MOST EPIC STORY Ever Told On Twitter 

Marriages end every day, but usually there isn’t someone on hand to document it for the entire world to see…on Twitter…like this guy did.

And thank goodness he did, because this is hands-down one of the most goddamn amazing things you will ever read.

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The Marriage Trifecta

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Today, I learned

In California, and most states, an engagement ring is a gift in contemplation of marriage and if the nuptials never happen, the ring -- by law -- goes back to him.

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Some Sound Marriage Advice

The Controversial Secret to a Happy Marriage

Here are her top tips for keeping a healthy, supportive relationship in place with an “alpha male” husband:

1. Respect his masculinity and give him space. Men know what they need to do when you give them the space to do it and allow them to step into their power.
2. Give him food and sex regularly. These are the two biggest ways to show alpha males you care.
3. Allow him space to be tender and honor you as a woman. Even very masculine men need to tap into balance by showing their softer side.
4. Don’t try to be his mother. An alpha male does not need that authority figure in his partner.

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