Monday, August 1, 2016

No Kiddin'

Report: Los Angeles Residents Are Dumb

A new report from personal finance site WalletHub suggests Los Angeles is not the smartest city around. In fact, by some metrics we're downright dumb.

The site looked at nine metrics in 150 of the nation's largest cities to come up with its ranking of 2016’s Most and Least Educated Cities. Los Angeles came in 85th overall, nestled nicely between the Florida city that Scientology built, and something called "Fayetteville, Arkansas." Our ranking for "educational attainment" was even lower — 101st. And for "quality of education," Angelenos ranked 32nd.

We did manage to come in 26th when it comes to the "average quality" of our universities — we can probably thank highly regarded institutions including Caltech, UCLA and USC for that. The problem is, you have to actually go to those universities to help our standing. We came in 57th for the number of students enrolled in top-200 universities. And WalletHub says we ranked 141st — nearly at the bottom — for the percentage of residents who hold a high school diploma.

We ranked 84th for the percentage of locals with a two-year degree or college experience.

(LAWeekly.com)

Did You Know - Hot Dogs Edition

The 41 Most Important Hot Dog Styles in America

Tijuana dog/danger dog
  • Place of origin: Los Angeles & San Francisco, CA
  • The dog: A hot dog made of unidentified meat, wrapped in bacon and deep-fried, then tossed into a soft bun and topped with any number of condiments, including (but not limited to) fried onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and grilled jalapeƱos. Essential: must be served by an unlicensed vendor, preferably on a sketchy California side street.
Dodger Dog
  • Place of origin: A baseball lover's Los Angeles
  • The dog: A skinless, foot-long pork hot dog, steamed or grilled and cradled in a foot-long steamed bun, then topped with relish, mustard, ketchup, and chopped raw onion. Insert your own joke here. 

Suprise, Suprise (Not!)

Automakers exploit EU loophole to use legal 'defeat' devices

A 'minefield'

The CEO of a German services provider that specializes in engine testing, emissions and development said talking on the record amid such a charged atmosphere was the political equivalent of voluntarily walking straight into a "minefield."

"What bothers me is the mutual finger-pointing [between politicians and manufacturers]. We are all sitting in the same boat," he grumbled, adding that both sides bore their fair share of guilt for the EU law at the root of the problem.

Roughly nine years ago, a bill was passed in Brussels detailing the process to receive approvals for light vehicles. It banned the use of defeat devices, which it defined as any emissions control sensor that reduces the effectiveness of the system "under conditions which may reasonably be expected to be encountered in normal vehicle operation and use."

But lawmakers added a seemingly innocuous qualification, over which the industry and politicians now blame each other for the image crisis: "The prohibition shall not apply where the need for the device is justified in terms of protecting the engine against damage or accident and for safe operation of the vehicle."

This sentence opened a legally sanctioned back door for defeat devices in almost any situation because safety is traditionally considered paramount. In Volkswagen's domestic market of Germany, independent testing officials complained they were even barred from inspecting the engine management software because this was classified a trade secret.

IHS' Fulbrook notes that the EU does not require automakers to declare what devices they use to switch off or minimize emissions controls, "certainly not as clear as the U.S." That allows an automaker "to use his interpretation with very little regulatory oversight," he said.

Automakers such as Renault, Suzuki and Hyundai have defended use of defeat devices as necessary to prevent engine damage at certain temperatures, a German investigative committee reported.

As a result of the broad use of defeat devices, the gap between actual and EU laboratory emissions widened continuously over time. Even as the maximum permissible limits for nitrogen oxides sank with new legislation, cars continued to belch out NOx in much higher concentrations in the real world.

Once hooked up to portable emissions measurement systems, Europe's most advanced diesels were pumping out more than seven times their legal limit on average as soon as they left a laboratory vs. just more than three times the limit in 2005.

And that's not just Volkswagen. In fact, only the best performer met the legal limit on the road, while the worst found by the International Council on Clean Transportation had 24 or 25 times that level.

(AutoNews.com)

I'm Sure It Was "Accidental"

The Ford Focus RS' Drift Mode Was Discovered Completely By Accident

However, Ford Performance vehicle and engineering manager Tyrone Johnson told Australia’s Motoring that drift mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the Focus RS’s twin-clutch all-wheel-drive system. Johnson explained:
It wasn’t like that it was more like one of my guys sitting in the car – the lead dynamics guys sitting in the car – and next to him is the guy who is doing the calibration of the all-wheel drive system with a lap-top on his knees.
And they are talking and he says “oh let me try this out” and he tries it and he says “oh that’s cool can you give me more of that” and he gives him more and he says “that’s really cool” and then it starts working.
They eventually demonstrated the tail-happy settings they’d discovered to Ford global technical and development chief Raj Nair, who ultimately identified it as a major selling point for the car and pushed it through to production.

The rest, as you know, is history—just like the Focus RS of someone with more confidence than talent pulling out of a car show. Happy hooning.

(Jalopnik.com)

Joe Cool Jammin'


(Bits&Pieces.us)

Why I Read MMQB Religiously #2

h. One other football connection to that Aaron home run. Al Downing of the Dodgers threw the pitch. In New Jersey American Legion baseball more than a half-century ago, in a game in Trenton, Downing gave up two home runs to a northern New Jersey baseball prospect … Bill Parcells.

(MMQB.SI.com)

Why I Read MMQB Religiously #1

“I’m not blowing smoke … Everybody we touch gets better.” —Tom House, the off-season quarterback tutor and mechanics coach for 13 projected NFL starting quarterbacks this year, to Albert Breer of The MMQB, in a video story we’ll post this week on this site. I’ve seen it, and it’s a really good, insightful look at the Brees/Brady-whisperer in SoCal. Football quiz of the week: House pitched for eight big-league seasons in the ’70s as a reliever. He was 29-23 in a nondescript career for Atlanta, Seattle and Boston. But he is most famous for a catch he made in 1974. What, far and away, is Tom House most famous for? (Answer below in No. 10 of 10 Things I Think.)

g. Answer to Tom House quiz. (See Quote of the Week II.) On April 8, 1974, House was in the Atlanta bullpen when teammate Hank Aaron came to the plate against the Dodgers. At that moment, Aaron and Babe Ruth were tied for the all-time home-run lead, with 714 homers. Aaron hit a home run over the left-centerfield fence—and the ball fell right into the glove of House. Yes, Tom House, a relief pitcher, caught one of the most famous home runs (maybe the most famous home run) of all time.

(MMQB.SI.com)

Hell Yah


(CavemanCircus.com)