Tuesday, October 11, 2016
This List Made Me LOL
7 Reasons Why Petrolheads Prefer Night Drives Over Clubbing On Saturdays
We know better than to waste money on getting wasted; what really matters is that we spend our time and cash on petrol, car parts and more petrol. It's the petrolhead code. Here's why!
1. Clubbing means less money for car parts
We know better than to waste money on getting wasted; what really matters is that we spend our time and cash on petrol, car parts and more petrol. It's the petrolhead code. Here's why!
1. Clubbing means less money for car parts
- Students spend over £650 on nights out every year. That’s enough to pay for a set of fully adjustable coilovers or the nice wheels that your car truly deserves.
- Clubs are designed for dancing. Dancing occasionally leads to sex. Sex has three letters. STI has three letters. 3-3 = 0. The chances that your date has a clean bill of health = 0…Illuminati confirmed.
- “When was the last time you went for a drive? Not to anywhere. Not for anything. Just to go for a drive…This is brilliant. No phone, no kids, no interruptions. Time to think. Time to work stuff out. Just me in my little metal shell.” - Jeremy Clarkson
I Hate To Say It, But I'd Try It
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