Monday, February 22, 2016

Power Rankings: Caps, Ducks taking charge - ESPN.com

2. Anaheim Ducks
  • So how about this: Could Bruce Boudreau go from the coach everyone thought would be fired in the first half of the season to a Jack Adams Award nominee by the end of the second half? He certainly deserves consideration for helping turn around this season.
4. Los Angeles Kings
  • The Kings' offense is suddenly sputtering with just four goals in their past four games. The Flames, Oilers and Sabres visit Staples Center this week.
10. San Jose Sharks
  • The Sharks win the Roman Polak sweepstakes with Monday's trade. And I'm serious, there were a number of contenders interested in the veteran, rental D-man. Nice pickup by the Sharks. Nick Spaling will be a useful add-on too.
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Good One


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Did You Know - Tire Info

What you'll see on the tire

  1. The width of the tire (in mm)
  2. The sidewall height (displayed as a percentage of the width)
  3. The type of tire and the wheel size
Common Misconceptions 

“A certain sidewall size is always the same”: 
  • Wrong. Remember that the sidewall is a percentage of the width, so a 205/45 will have less sidewall than a 295/45.
“All tire widths are created equal”: 
  • Wrong. Different manufacturers have their own biases towards actual measurements. You may find certain brands run consistently narrower or wider than others. Sidewalls should be consistent, however.
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Teemu's Stick Skills Have Not Diminished In Retirement

Selanne shows off skills with golf club 

Retired NHL forward posts trick shot to Instagram

Teemu Selanne is almost as slick with a golf club as he was with a hockey stick.

The retired Anaheim Ducks forward posted a trick shot to Instagram this week. At the driving range, Selanne swings at two golf balls placed atop one another. One heads out of the tee box, while the other goes up into the air and is caught by Selanne in his hat.

Video link (NHL.com)

Some Simple Life Lessons For The Gen Y Idiots

11 Essential Life Lessons Millennials Can Learn From The Mistakes Of The Fired Yelp Employee

Be Prepared And Willing To Start From The Bottom
  • I commend Talia for being willing to start at the bottom of a company, and work towards her desired position or department.
Don’t Have A Sense Of Entitlement
  • However, don’t assume that you’ll just be anointed the social media manager of a $3.5 billion company after a year of working customer service and having no actual experience in social media besides tweeting out some cat memes. This is a prime example of entitlement that seems to plague millennials.
Take Responsibility Of Your Mistakes
  • Another glaring issue is not taking responsibility of your errors. It sounds like Jane had an issue on several occasions. Yet she did not rectify the situation and did not leave for work earlier in case this issue arose again. When you don’t take ownership for when you make an oversight or don’t take precautions to prevent a potential problem, you enable yourself to escape any culpability, thus you’ll easily make excuses for more and more misfortunes.
Complete list (BroBible.com)

The Wannabe Car Guys Ruined It

Has Cars And Coffee Gone From A GREAT Idea To The BIGGEST Sh!t Show Going?

First came the rather unnecessary shenanigans brought forth by the "hoon" crowd. You know these fools. They think they're talented drivers that can drift anywhere, rev their motors without reason and will attempted to do a burnout or donuts for any gathering provided there's a slight chance they can get a tiny bit of attention. We think these types were not breast fed enough as newborns. 

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Easier Said Than Done


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My Search For Her Continues


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A Mitsubishi Evolution Family Tree


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Poor Stig


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Who Knew They Had Such A Tasty Investment

The best-selling Volkswagen is a sausage 

An actual sausage. Currywurst, to be exact.

Volkswagen may have had a tough 2015, but at least sales are still strong in the processed meat department. Currywurst, a spiced sausage produced by VW (and served to us at many VW-hosted events, incidentally ... it's delicious!), actually beat cars sales this year by a million units. Not many Americans know that since 1973, Volkswagen has produced an award-winning version of this German street meat at the company's headquarters in Wolfsburg, Germany. The plant is one of the largest car manufacturing facilities in the world, and it also runs its own butcher shop where millions of pounds of sausage are produced every year.

Sure the 6.12 million cars sold by the Volkswagen in 2015 may have brought in more profit, but car sales are slowing. The slowdown can be blamed on the ongoing diesel scandal, in which the company was caught using emissions control defeat devices. Now the company faces lengthy lawsuits and potentially billions in fines.

There's no slowing down sausage sales however. Sales of currywurst were up by nearly one million over last year. If you're wondering what to pair your currywurst with, Volkswagen also sells a special ketchup tailored to the currywurst. The company sold 167,608 gallons worth of the spicy ketchup.

You can find the special currywurst on the menu at the company's lunchrooms inside VW offices and factories, as well as in supermarkets and the stadium of the Wolfsburg soccer team. You can also grab a package at Volkswagen dealerships in Germany, where salespeople give sausages to buyers before they drive their new VW off the lot.

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A Different Kind Of Responsibility


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Did You Know - Malt Liqour

The Sleazy and Spectacular History of Malt Liquor

Don Vultaggio says he was like Captain Kirk, boldly going where no other had gone before. With a VW van, a partner, and enough guts to set foot in the roughest parts of late-’70s Brooklyn, Vultaggio began delivering malt liquor. This was a dangerous job -- so dangerous, in fact, that the breweries’ own truck drivers refused to do it, which is the opening Vultaggio wanted to exploit. He braved stickups and shoot-outs. He hauled cheaper product from upstate wholesalers back into the city, because gas was 30 cents a gallon, and the hassle paid well.

In time, one van became a dozen trucks, and then two dozen. One little fly-by-night distribution operation became a $2 billion beverage empire that now makes everything from malt liquor and flavored malt beverages, to beer, to -- wait for it -- AriZona Iced Tea.

And it all started with malt liquor. To Vultaggio, malt liquor was a good business proposition. Serving the underserved. Getting product to market. In the years that followed, malt liquor came to represent a lot more, to a lot more people, in a hell of a lot more places. Since its creation, malt liquor's fortunes have been entangled with America's sorest social bugbears, from race, to class, to poverty, to whether or not capitalism ought to give a shit about any of those things.

Maybe you're familiar with its baggage. Maybe not. As Kihm Winship (who wrote one of the few good histories of malt liquor) put it, it is "a story without heroes." But what a story. Thanks to the people who made it, sold it, protested against it, rapped about it, and of course drank it, the history of malt liquor is a spectacular and uniquely American shitshow. And here it is, in all its glory.

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I Tuned In To Watch The Final Lap & I'm Glad I Did

This Is What A 0.01-Second Photo Finish At The Daytona 500 Looks Like 

It really couldn't have got much closer at the 58th Daytona 500 - Denny Hamlin edged Nascar Sprint Cup rival Martin Truex Jr by 0.01 seconds to win by the smallest margin in the famous race's history


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