How to win at life
The goal of life is simple: it is to level up as much as possible. Each level in life presents a particular challenge that you must overcome. Once you overcome that challenge, you get to move on to the next level. The goal is to complete as many levels as possible. At the end of the game, the person at the highest level gets to have the best funeral.
There are five levels in life:
- Level 1 – Find food; find a bed to sleep in at night
- Level 2 – Know you’re not going to die
- Level 3 – Find your people
- Level 4 – Do something that’s important and valuable to both yourself and others
- Level 5 – Create a legacy
Level 2 gets a bit more complicated, because a lot of people do have a nice bed to sleep in every night, but they can’t sleep because of gunshots outside or bombs exploding over their city, or maybe Dad’s a drunk and keeps trying to set the house on fire.
None of these things are cool. Level 2 requires that you find a secure and stable home to base yourself out of. Getting past level 2 requires finding a way to successfully remove yourself from these dangerous situations.
Level 3 means relationships, finding the right people to love and the right people who love you.
This sounds way easier and more fun than it is. Mainly because, as you’ve likely found out by now, most people suck.
Navigating to the ones who don’t is a whole tricky matter that I’ll get to in a bit.
Level 4 means building up some skill or knowledge or ability that adds value to the world around you and also makes you feel like kind of a badass in the process.
Level 5 just means making sure your life mattered when you’re dead. Good luck with that champ.
(CavemanCircus.com)
