Friday, August 19, 2016

Why Did It Take So Long To Come Up WIth This

This Monstrous Burrito Is Stuffed With Taquitos And Wrapped In A Footlong Quesadilla


The massive TGunz featured carne asada, guacamole, fries, taquitos, and is wrapped in a 12-inch quesadilla. We're not exaggerating when we say it's the size of your forearm. 

(FoodBeast.com)

I Agree On These Cars

All The Cars I've Convinced People Not To Buy

Pretty Much Any Kia Because The Dealers Suck

Kia has come a long way since their early days. They hired that guy from Audi to make some really nice looking cars and they provide a great value for the money.

The problem is most Kia dealers are horrendous when it comes to actually trying to buy the damn thing. You see, there was a time when if you couldn’t afford or didn’t have the credit to get a new Honda or Toyota and absolutely had to get a new car, Kia would get you approved.

Unfortunately, many of the dealers over the years were accustomed to targeting desperate, uninformed car buyers who will just sign anything to get a car. Many of these dealers maintain these habits today.

I work deals with all kinds of brands all over the country and Kia dealers by far are the least cooperative when it comes to actually sending prices in writing—and when they do they are often padded with all kinds of bogus extras.

Of course, not all Kia dealers are terrible. I’ve dealt with exactly two stores that have adapted to car buying in 2016. It’s a start.


Jaguar F-Type

The Jaguar F-type is pure sex. It looks good, it sounds amazing. In fact, I was pretty excited when a New York customer wanted me to find him a deal on a factory order. I did not realize how difficult this would be.

I must have spoken to at least 10 Jaguar dealers in the New York City area, and most of them just ignored my request for an order quote. Others flat out refused. One salesman, that I swore was a reject from a Sopranos casting call, even went so far as to call my customer a “fucking idiot” for not buying the $95,000 V8 S that he had on his lot.

When I did finally get a lease quote the numbers were off the wall, mostly due to the fact that Jaguar’s resale value is not too great and the dealers refused to give much in the way of a discount on an ordered car.

Complete list (Jalopnik.com)




I Want This


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This Isn't Lazy, It's Working Smarter, Not Harder

27 People Reveal The Laziest Thing They’ve Ever Done

26. When I get home from work, I have a tendency to take my socks off while I’m sitting on the couch or at the dining room table. To pick them up off the floor, I don’t bend over. I use my toes like fingers to grip the socks and then kick upward and catch the socks so I don’t have to bend over.

Complete list (CavemanCircus.com)

To Be Truely Healthy


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Thursday, August 18, 2016

Did You Know - Usain Bolt

21 Things You Didn't Know About Usain Bolt


12. He drove a crappy car pretty nicely on TV
  • In 2009, when Jeremy Clarkson was still over at Top Gear, Bolt visited to chat about racing with untied laces, napping before wins, and eating all those nugs. The runner also participated as a "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car," channeling his inner Michael Schumacher and ripping a four-door Chevrolet around the BBC show's track for an impressive time of one minute and 46.5 seconds. (Watch here.)
16. He's a money magnet, but not from winnings
  • Forbes clocks the runner's financial haul at around $32.5 million -- but more than 90 percent of that comes from endorsements. Puma is reportedly his biggest backer, giving him about $10 million a year. The world's highest-paid track star, Bolt topped SportsPro's most marketable athlete list in 2011, a serious accomplishment for pro-runners, who typically sustain their careers by nickel and dime-ing off meets. "The figure we hear is that Bolt takes up 80 percent of all the money in track and field," U.S. runner Nick Symmonds told Sports Illustrated in 2012. Makes sense. 

I Want This Jersey

World Cup Of Hockey 2016 Jerseys Now For Sale And They’re So Fire They’ll Melt The Ice 

North America


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