Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Crucial Rules If You Want To Be My Friend

27 Unwritten Rules Every Man Should Live By

3. If your friend cheats on his woman, you take that shit to your grave.

4. Don’t throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.

12. Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If you are sitting up front, you’re not a passenger, you’re the copilot, responsible for the radio, navigation and responding to calls and texts on my phone. 

14. If your friend with a truck assists you with moving, you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas

18. Pick up the fucking bar tab when it’s your turn. No excuses. If you’re broke, stay at home.

Complete list (CavemanCircus.com)

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