Monday, February 29, 2016

I Hate To Admit It, But I Agree With The Story Title

Mansory Also Ruined This AMG GT Because There Is No God


(Jalopnik.com)

Power Rankings: Trades shaking things up - ESPN.com

2. Anaheim Ducks
  • The Ducks received a hat trick from Corey Perry en route to a 4-2 victory over the Kings on Sunday. Anaheim has won eight straight and has a 12-1-1 record in February. Since December the Ducks have been outstanding.
5. Los Angeles Kings
  • The Kings lost a Pacific Division battle to the Ducks on Sunday but acquired Stanley Cup-winning forward Kris Versteeg from Carolina as they gear up for the stretch run.  
12. San Jose Sharks
  • The Sharks posted a 4-1 win over the Canucks on Sunday. San Jose landed goalie James Reimer and forward Jeremy Morin in a deal with the Maple Leafs late last week. 
Complete list (ESPN.com)

Turns Out You Can Make A Pig Less Ugly With Lipstick

10 Modern Performance Cars That Look Awesome In Retro Touring Car Liveries

There is nothing cooler than classic touring cars; regulations were relaxed, grids were packed and liveries were awesome. So this got us thinking: what would modern performance cars look like with retro paint schemes?

2. BMW M3 E30 Warsteiner DTM - BMW M4


5. Nissan Primera Vodafone Super Touring BTCC - Infiniti Q50


6. Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16 Evo2 DTM - Mercedes-Benz C63


Complete list (CarThrottle.com)

The Picture Caption Had Me LOL'ing

Fancy Datsun, meet Fancier Datsun.


(CarThrottle.com)

A Man With Bizarre Eating Habits Has Sound Life Advice

Andrew Zimmern, The Host Of ‘Bizarre Foods’, Hit Me With The Three Keys To A Successful Life And #3 Is Eye Opening

Andrew: Well, I teach entrepreneurship at Babson College, and so I’m constantly in front of college aged students, and I do a lot of mentoring programs in Minnesota, and so I talk to people about this a lot. And I find myself the older I get sounding more like my grandfather.
There are a couple things that are really true in life:
‘Gravity is one of them.’
‘Be a good person and it will end up paying off.’
And the one that a lot of people don’t like to hear, which is ‘hard work pays off’.
When I was young I did not believe that to be as true as I did when I was middle-aged. I tried to do it every other way I could except by work harder, better, faster, stronger, earlier, and later than the other people. And the minute that I started doing that amazing things really happened.

I also believe in ‘well timed risks’ as well, and I think that if you have enough people in your life that you trust they can help you make those decisions. I left the restaurant world 18 years ago, and I went to a magazine, a radio station.

(BroBible.com)

If You Ain't Cheatin' You Ain't Tryin'

Nokian cheated on tire tests with custom-made ringers

Tire maker Nokian Renkaat created custom versions of its products that performed better in comparison tests, according to Bloomberg citing a report from Finnish newspaper Kauppalehti. The paper made these claims based on internal emails and sources at the company.

Nokian CEO Ari Lehtoranta admitted to using custom tires in tests before 2014, which was also prior to him taking over as the corporation's boss. The Finnish newspaper alleged the deception began in 2005, according to Reuters. Lehtoranta claims the company has stopped giving out modified versions of its products for evaluations.

Nokian released a statement (below) about the Finnish report, and the company claimed this was an industry-wide issue. "In past years, when the testing organisations asked manufacturers to send them tyres for the tests, activities in the industry were dubious," it said. "On our behalf, we apologise and regret the mistakes we have made in the past."

(AutoBlog.com)

Patience Is A Virtue


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These Japanese Classics Have Stood The Test Of Time

16 Japanese Cars That Need to Make a Comeback

Datsun 510
  • This car is all but forgotten among the masses. Amongst the car-loving community though, it sits upon a pedestal of respect, as a tiny, lightweight sedan that could kick some serious butt on a racetrack. Nissan knows that this is a car that needs to come back -- it even teased a concept car that was a very clear homage. Hopefully the car gods will answer the prayers here.
Acura Integra
  • The Integra, especially the early 1990s variant, remains a standard bearer for great handling front-wheel-drive cars. The tiny two-door was crazy light, and its absence weighs heavy on the market. Maybe someday we'll get something comparable again. After all, the NSX eventually returned, so anything's possible.
Toyota Supra
  • To some, it's absolutely inconceivable that the Supra is in its second decade of hibernation, having enjoyed a reign at or near the top of the performance heap for much of the '80s and '90s. Rumors have been rampant for years that it's set to make a return, possibly on a platform shared with an upcoming BMW. The irony would be rich, since in the mid-1990s, the Supra Turbo could rightly be considered a faster, more luxurious, and more expensive version of the M3.
Complete list (Thrillist.com)

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Code Name: Benny

The World's Newest Supercar Is Named After A Dude Named Benny

The Pagani Huayra BC is everything that a gearhead could dream of: it’s a lighter, more powerful version of the already light and powerful Pagani Huayra. Also, it’s named after a dude named Benny.

The ‘BC’ doesn’t stand for ‘Because Carbon’ or ‘Boisterously Cromulent’ or even ‘Big Car.’

It stands for ‘Benny Caiola,’ a “larger than life” rich Italian car collector and New York City real estate magnate friend of Pagani’s founder, Horacio Pagani. Caiola was Pagani’s first customer and he died in 2010, so Horacio named his newest limited-edition run of supercars after him.

It’s a sweet tribute, and still a funny name for one of the fastest and most desirable cars in the world.

(Jalopnik.com)

The Locations Of Parts Of Heaven On Earth

Eleven of the Greatest Car Factories in the World
  1. AMG - Affalterbach, Germany
  2. Chevrolet Corvette - Bowling Green, Kentucky
  3. Bentley - Crewe, England
  4. Rolls-Royce - Goodwood, England
  5. Lotus - Hethel, England
  6. Mazda - Hiroshima, Japan
  7. Ferrari - Maranello, Italy
  8. Lamborghini - Sant'Agata, Italy
  9. Porsche - Stuttgart, Germany
  10. Mclaren - Woking, England
  11. Volkswagen - Wolfsburg, Germany
(Road&Track.com)

This Is Awesome


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How I Feel Towards People Who Tailgate


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Yippee!


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I'd Choose The Pink Pill


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Life Simplified


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It's Hard To Get California Wrong

Every State, Ranked by How Miserable Its Winters Are

37. Nevada
  • Other than in the northern reaches of the state, Nevada’s generally pretty well protected from the worst aspects of winter. However, it is NOT protected from packs of bros descending on it for Super Bowl weekend (Chad only gets married once, right guys?!), then getting unruly with the staff at the Hard Rock because they expected the pool to be open even though it’s actually only like 49 degrees out. Then Brett (Chad’s best man) ends up drinking 12 vodka tonics too many and picks a fight with some guy who seemed small but turned out to be a flyweight UFC fighter and shit just got ugly.
48. California
  • There is no generalizing about the climate of a state the size of Italy, except to say that SF’s weather rarely changes except during the weird time during the summer when it becomes winter and everyone misquotes Mark Twain; everyone in LA and San Diego just wear bikinis and surf to work year-round (except during Sharknado season) and they don’t have meteorologists in Fresno, so no one knows what happens there during any season, much less ONE of them, but it seems like it can't be that bad.
Complete list (Thrillist.com)

This Is A Good One


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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

They See Me Rollin' - Subaru Edition


(SpeedHunters.com)

The Cup Does Have Magical Powers

Woman became pregnant following Cup kiss 

Improbable conception after meeting 'Stanley' 20 years ago

Stan Riley is your normal 18-year old college freshman. He is focused on his engineering classes at Carleton University in Ottawa, and in his spare time plays in men's pickup hockey games and even does some hockey officiating too. When Stan is home, he "sleeps all day and stays up all night," said his mom, Cheryl.

But the story of how Stanley C. Gordon Jeff Riley -- that's his full name -- came to be is anything but typical. It's one of heartbreak, determination and fate, and revolves around one kiss given to the most famous Stanley of them all: the Stanley Cup.

(NHL.com)

Another Unfortunate Sign Of The Times

One Of The Biggest Motorcycle Magazines Just Announced It's Closing Shop

Motorcycle USA has been a staple in the motorcycle media field for 20 years. After this coming Friday, they will be no more. The only thing is, I’m not sure if this will make waves in the industry, or if it’s just a sign of things to come. 

(Jalopnik.com)

Unfortunately, This Is True

No One Knows What "Sports Car" Actually Means Anymore 

Remember when names used to mean something?​ 

When did the definition of  "sports car" change? Well, here's the thing: It never did. What happened was that the cars themselves changed. Fear about prospective DOT rollover regulations in the 70s caused an entire generation of cars, from the Jaguar XJ-S to the C3 Corvette, to be conceived and sold primarily as hard-top Grand Tourers. In many cases, this led to the "sports car" name following the marque or badge, even if it no longer applied. An XK120 was a sports car; an E-Type Mk1 was a sports car; therefore, the Jaguar XJ-S must be a sports car despite being the size of the HMS Hood and sporting a 12-cylinder engine. If the original 1953 Corvette was a sports car, and it most assuredly was, then certainly a 2016 Corvette Z06 hardtop is a sports car, right?

In some cases, the "sports car" name was used for something that was meant to be an antidote or alternative to traditional sports cars—see "911, Porsche" and "240Z, Datsun." This depresses me; a Porsche 911 is certainly not a sports car. I know. I own one. A Boxster, which I also own, is definitely a sports car. That's why the Boxster, er, 718, and the 911 can co-exist. That, and the fact that the 911 is basically the same car as the Boxster for much more money, and no manufacturer with its head on straight would permit such a thing to disappear. 

With all that said, however, there are cars out there that should not be referred to as "sports cars" by anybody who considers himself or herself to be a member of the sainted automotive cognoscenti. The list of such cars includes:
  • SUVs, CUVs, or anything else that doesn't require the use of a floor jack to change the oil and is not a Porsche 959 Dakar. Which is also not a sports car. So leave that in.
  • Fast sedans, like the BMW M5, or their two-door variants, like the BMW M6, or the four-door variants of the two-door variants, like the M6 Gran Coupe, or the crossover variants of the four-door variants of the two-door variants of the four-door, like the X6M. 
  • Hot hatches, like the GTI.
  • Rally-reps, like the Mitsubishi Evo or Subaru WRX.
  • Big-money cruiser droptops, like the Bentley Azure, recent-generation Mercedes SL, or Lexus SC430.
  • The Honda CRX or anything else that was meant to be a copy of the Honda CRX.
  • The Mustang, Camaro, Firebird, Challenger, Cougar, Javelin, Barracuda, Genesis Coupe, Accord Coupe, Mazda RX-8, or Mercedes-Benz CLK63 Black Series.
That last one seems to be where most of the confusion occurs. The Mustang is a sedan. Don't like it? Take it up with the Sports Car Club of America, which classifies the Mustang in the "American Sedan" class. The Mustang was always a sedan. It has always been a sedan. It always will be a sedan, unless it changes significantly. If the word "sedan" offends you, then choose the term "pony car," which is also fine and respects the Mustang's unique role in history as a sporting sedan variant of a non-sporting sedan, in this case the Ford Falcon. 
Don't call a Mustang a sports car. It's not a sports car. The word "sports car" doesn't mean "car that I like and think is really cool." Were that the case, then I would call the Rolls-Royce Wraith a "sports car," because I really like the Rolls-Royce Wraith and I think it's just the bee's knees, old boy. Come to think of it, I also like the Phantom Drophead, which is also not a sports car by any sane estimation.

(Road&Track.com)

Sigh, No Manual Option

This is the 2017 Audi S4 Avant 

Plenty of room for cargo, no dice for Americans.

Sporty and stable: handling
In the new S4 models, a fast and smoothly shifting eight-speed tiptronic handles power transfer. Their lower gears have short, sporty ratios, while the upper gears are long to reduce revs and fuel consumption.
(AutoBlog.com)

What Could Have Been

Here’s The Story Of A Promising Race Track That Was Never Finished 

Heard of the Balatonring? No, didn’t think so. This race track had the potential to be very quick and pretty challenging, but it was never completed



(CarThrottle.com)

I Agree


(BroBible.com)

Technology Has Rendered These Tips Useless





Complete list (CavemanCircus.com)

This Is True


(CavemanCircus.com)

The Interesting Times Of F1

10 Incredible Stories From The World Of Formula 1

F1 has a long, rich and illustrious history, creating some incredible moments along the way

2. A wild trip

In biographer Tom Rubython’s book Shunt, he reveals that James Hunt, known more for his playboy lifestyle than his 1976 F1 title, slept with 33 British Airways hostesses during a two-week break in Tokyo, Japan. All while going out with girlfriend Jane Birbeck.

5. Bye, bye wheels

We’ve all seen the clip and GIFs. Sebastien Buemi had a nasty surprise when his two front wheels flew off at the end of the Shanghai International Circuit back straight during practice in 2010. But just what happened?

Toro Rosso tried out a new, lighter pair of suspension uprights but while weight saving may have been on the agenda, the parts were clearly not strong enough to withstand the huge g-forces of the cars braking for the slow hairpin.

The right-front upright went first and that put such huge pressure on the other side that it broke within milliseconds. The wheels flew off down the road, with one even clearing the fence, but thanks to the tarmac and gravel run-off areas, Buemi was able to emerge unscathed.

6. Swimming to safety

Alberto Ascari, competing in his final F1 race, was racing his Lancia out of the tunnel during the 1955 Monaco Grand Prix when he lost control and crashed through the barrier. His car ended up in the sea and he had to swim to safety.

7. That ill feeling

One of the most bizarre radio messages in the history of F1 has to be the one Mark Webber gave to his Red Bull team during the 2007 Japanese Grand Prix at Fuji. Suffering from food poisoning, he actually was sick in his race helmet during the first Safety Car period. Yeah, a grim thought. Amazingly he managed to continue, only to be taken out later in the race by a now familiar name: Sebastian Vettel.

Complete list (CarThrottle.com)

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

NHL Power Rankings: Ducks rise from dead to No. 1 - SI.com

1. Anaheim Ducks
  • record: 31-19-8
  • Maybe the pundits were right about the Ducks after all. The preseason favorites to win the Stanley Cup have reeled off five straight wins and are 12-1-1 in their past 14. The change? An offense that’s finally living up to its paper. Anaheim has scored 68 goals in its last 17 games (4.0 per game), including five-or-more in four straight.  
  • Last week: 3-0-0
6. Los Angeles Kings
  • record: 34-20-4
  • No Anze Kopitar. No Marian Gaborik. No wonder the Kings are having trouble scoring. Los Angeles has mustered just three regulation goals over the past four games, heightening expectations that GM Dean Lombardi will be a busy shopper ahead of the deadline. 
  • Last week: 1-1-1
8. San Jose Sharks
  • record: 32-21-5
  • How about a little love for Joe Thornton? With a four-point night in Monday’s win over the Blues, Jumbo has gotten on the board in 25 of his past 28 games. He now has 41 assists, fourth-most in the league, and 55 points, good for 10th in the scoring race. Not bad for a guy who’s supposed to be on his last legs at the ripe old age of 36.  
  • Last week: 3-1-0
 

Weight A Minute

Apples, Oranges, Weights and Measures

There are two primary units of weight measurement that carmakers typically use when they are talking about a vehicle’s mass – dry weight and curb weight.

In simple terms, dry weight is the weight of the vehicle on its own with no fluids. Curb weight is the weight of the vehicle “ready to drive” – with all oils, coolants, fuel and other liquids. If you want to dig deeper, there are weights that we, as manufacturers, are legally obliged to declare as part of the Type approval process. For the EU, we use ‘Mass In Running Order’, which is curb weight plus 68kg for the driver. In the US, we have to declare the ‘Gross’ weight, which is curb weight plus 300lbs.

Some manufacturers don’t calculate curb weight with a full tank of fuel, but with a “nominal” fuel level (e.g. 50%). Various requirements define different amounts of fuel to be included.

As you can see, it can be difficult to compare apples to apples.

(Koenigsegg.com)

Oh, Bob


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There's Some Truth To This


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There's Several Surprising Vehicles Listed Here


(Road&Track.com)

New School Logic


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This Is A Top 5 Problem

The Problem with Modern Teaching? Too Much Data

Over the last 20 years, I've witnessed the emergence of a troubling trend in swing analysis: an overabundance of reliance on numbers. Launch monitors tell us way more than we need to know. Clubhead speed, attack angle, ball speed, launch angle, spin rate—and a lot more. Recreational players are beginning to treat this data like golf's Holy Grail, and their pursuit of perfect Tour-player numbers is not only stifling their improvement, it may also be destroying their bodies.

For 400 years or so, golf was played with the left heel coming up on the backswing and the left knee releasing behind the ball, with the hips and the torso turning freely. All of a sudden, around 30 years ago, the modern swing decided that was all wrong. Now you're told to keep your left heel down on the backswing and resist with your lower body to create torque and separation in the hips and shoulders. There is no real reasoning behind this philosophy, other than the fact that the "reverse C" swing of Jack Nicklaus and Tom Watson was thought to cause back problems. Well, I'm here to tell you that this "modern" swing has caused more back problems than ever before.

(Golf.com)

The Best Wheel Mod Ever


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So Mesmerizing


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Impressive

What Does The ‘i’ In iPhone Actually Mean? It Might Not Be What You Think


(BroBible.com)

Yup


(CavemanCircus.com)

FYI - Car Dealerships Edition

Secrets New-Car Dealerships Don't Want You to Know

The window sticker's not worth the paper it's printed on
  • The window sticker, aka the Monroney, isn't the real price you ever want to work with. Instead, there are several sites that provide reasonably close estimates of the actual invoice price of a car and its options. It's not the price the dealership is on the hook for, but it's generally several thousand lower than the MSRP, and it's the number you absolutely, positively need to know before making contact with a dealership.
There are a bunch of incentives, but the salesman doesn't have to tell you sh*t
  • Knowledge is power, and I'm not even talking about knowledge of the actual car. I'm talking about all the rebates, incentives, and special financing offers that are available. Most manufacturers offer these, and if you don't know about them, it's quite literally your loss, to the tune of $500, $1,000, or more. The sales manager will usually know them, but there is absolutely zero obligation to pass that information on to you.
Always focus on the sale price, and nothing else
  • Down payments, monthly payments, and interest rates can wait. Your trade-in isn't going anywhere, either. You need to negotiate the price of the car based on what the car is worth, not what you can spend. Opening with, "I've got $3,000 to put down and I can afford $300 per month," isn't just bringing a knife to a gun fight, it's bringing the gun, too, then handing it to the dealer, who will use it against you.
Complete list (Thrillist.com)

Some Game Changing Machinery

5 Race Cars That Were Banned For Being Too Good

Motor racing forces engineers to push boundaries, develop ingenious solutions, and to bend rules without breaking them. Here are five times engineers pushed those technological limits to the maximum



2. Toyota Team Europe Celica GT-Four

There are teams that decide to bend the rules, and then there are other teams who decide to break them. Back in 1995, Toyota Team Europe (TTE) was the latter. After the madness of the Group B era, the FIA was determined to not let speeds get out of control. As a result, it required the top tier cars to run restrictor plates on their turbos reducing air intake by around 25 per cent; equating to around a 50bhp loss at the wheels.

The clever boffins in the Toyota race department developed a genius way to bypass the seals around the restrictor. When the car was on the move, the air restrictor would move just enough to render it ineffective. When the car came to a stop, cleverly designed springs would force the restrictor back into position. The design was so beautifully carried out that the car passed numerous technical inspections before someone knew what was up. Max Mosley, the president of the FIA, said: “It is the most sophisticated and ingenious device either I or the FIA’s technical experts have seen for a long-time. It was so well made that there was no gap apparent to suggest there was any means of opening it”

The FIA may well have been impressed with TTE’s ingenuity, but it took such infringements of the rule book very seriously; TTE was banned for the rest of the 1995 and 1996 season.

Complete list (CarThrottle.com)

Monday, February 22, 2016

Power Rankings: Caps, Ducks taking charge - ESPN.com

2. Anaheim Ducks
  • So how about this: Could Bruce Boudreau go from the coach everyone thought would be fired in the first half of the season to a Jack Adams Award nominee by the end of the second half? He certainly deserves consideration for helping turn around this season.
4. Los Angeles Kings
  • The Kings' offense is suddenly sputtering with just four goals in their past four games. The Flames, Oilers and Sabres visit Staples Center this week.
10. San Jose Sharks
  • The Sharks win the Roman Polak sweepstakes with Monday's trade. And I'm serious, there were a number of contenders interested in the veteran, rental D-man. Nice pickup by the Sharks. Nick Spaling will be a useful add-on too.
(ESPN.com)

Good One


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Did You Know - Tire Info

What you'll see on the tire

  1. The width of the tire (in mm)
  2. The sidewall height (displayed as a percentage of the width)
  3. The type of tire and the wheel size
Common Misconceptions 

“A certain sidewall size is always the same”: 
  • Wrong. Remember that the sidewall is a percentage of the width, so a 205/45 will have less sidewall than a 295/45.
“All tire widths are created equal”: 
  • Wrong. Different manufacturers have their own biases towards actual measurements. You may find certain brands run consistently narrower or wider than others. Sidewalls should be consistent, however.
(CarThrottle.com)

Teemu's Stick Skills Have Not Diminished In Retirement

Selanne shows off skills with golf club 

Retired NHL forward posts trick shot to Instagram

Teemu Selanne is almost as slick with a golf club as he was with a hockey stick.

The retired Anaheim Ducks forward posted a trick shot to Instagram this week. At the driving range, Selanne swings at two golf balls placed atop one another. One heads out of the tee box, while the other goes up into the air and is caught by Selanne in his hat.

Video link (NHL.com)

Some Simple Life Lessons For The Gen Y Idiots

11 Essential Life Lessons Millennials Can Learn From The Mistakes Of The Fired Yelp Employee

Be Prepared And Willing To Start From The Bottom
  • I commend Talia for being willing to start at the bottom of a company, and work towards her desired position or department.
Don’t Have A Sense Of Entitlement
  • However, don’t assume that you’ll just be anointed the social media manager of a $3.5 billion company after a year of working customer service and having no actual experience in social media besides tweeting out some cat memes. This is a prime example of entitlement that seems to plague millennials.
Take Responsibility Of Your Mistakes
  • Another glaring issue is not taking responsibility of your errors. It sounds like Jane had an issue on several occasions. Yet she did not rectify the situation and did not leave for work earlier in case this issue arose again. When you don’t take ownership for when you make an oversight or don’t take precautions to prevent a potential problem, you enable yourself to escape any culpability, thus you’ll easily make excuses for more and more misfortunes.
Complete list (BroBible.com)

The Wannabe Car Guys Ruined It

Has Cars And Coffee Gone From A GREAT Idea To The BIGGEST Sh!t Show Going?

First came the rather unnecessary shenanigans brought forth by the "hoon" crowd. You know these fools. They think they're talented drivers that can drift anywhere, rev their motors without reason and will attempted to do a burnout or donuts for any gathering provided there's a slight chance they can get a tiny bit of attention. We think these types were not breast fed enough as newborns. 

(AutoSpies.com)

Easier Said Than Done


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My Search For Her Continues


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A Mitsubishi Evolution Family Tree


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Poor Stig


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Who Knew They Had Such A Tasty Investment

The best-selling Volkswagen is a sausage 

An actual sausage. Currywurst, to be exact.

Volkswagen may have had a tough 2015, but at least sales are still strong in the processed meat department. Currywurst, a spiced sausage produced by VW (and served to us at many VW-hosted events, incidentally ... it's delicious!), actually beat cars sales this year by a million units. Not many Americans know that since 1973, Volkswagen has produced an award-winning version of this German street meat at the company's headquarters in Wolfsburg, Germany. The plant is one of the largest car manufacturing facilities in the world, and it also runs its own butcher shop where millions of pounds of sausage are produced every year.

Sure the 6.12 million cars sold by the Volkswagen in 2015 may have brought in more profit, but car sales are slowing. The slowdown can be blamed on the ongoing diesel scandal, in which the company was caught using emissions control defeat devices. Now the company faces lengthy lawsuits and potentially billions in fines.

There's no slowing down sausage sales however. Sales of currywurst were up by nearly one million over last year. If you're wondering what to pair your currywurst with, Volkswagen also sells a special ketchup tailored to the currywurst. The company sold 167,608 gallons worth of the spicy ketchup.

You can find the special currywurst on the menu at the company's lunchrooms inside VW offices and factories, as well as in supermarkets and the stadium of the Wolfsburg soccer team. You can also grab a package at Volkswagen dealerships in Germany, where salespeople give sausages to buyers before they drive their new VW off the lot.

(AutoBlog.com)

A Different Kind Of Responsibility


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Did You Know - Malt Liqour

The Sleazy and Spectacular History of Malt Liquor

Don Vultaggio says he was like Captain Kirk, boldly going where no other had gone before. With a VW van, a partner, and enough guts to set foot in the roughest parts of late-’70s Brooklyn, Vultaggio began delivering malt liquor. This was a dangerous job -- so dangerous, in fact, that the breweries’ own truck drivers refused to do it, which is the opening Vultaggio wanted to exploit. He braved stickups and shoot-outs. He hauled cheaper product from upstate wholesalers back into the city, because gas was 30 cents a gallon, and the hassle paid well.

In time, one van became a dozen trucks, and then two dozen. One little fly-by-night distribution operation became a $2 billion beverage empire that now makes everything from malt liquor and flavored malt beverages, to beer, to -- wait for it -- AriZona Iced Tea.

And it all started with malt liquor. To Vultaggio, malt liquor was a good business proposition. Serving the underserved. Getting product to market. In the years that followed, malt liquor came to represent a lot more, to a lot more people, in a hell of a lot more places. Since its creation, malt liquor's fortunes have been entangled with America's sorest social bugbears, from race, to class, to poverty, to whether or not capitalism ought to give a shit about any of those things.

Maybe you're familiar with its baggage. Maybe not. As Kihm Winship (who wrote one of the few good histories of malt liquor) put it, it is "a story without heroes." But what a story. Thanks to the people who made it, sold it, protested against it, rapped about it, and of course drank it, the history of malt liquor is a spectacular and uniquely American shitshow. And here it is, in all its glory.

(Thrillist.com)

I Tuned In To Watch The Final Lap & I'm Glad I Did

This Is What A 0.01-Second Photo Finish At The Daytona 500 Looks Like 

It really couldn't have got much closer at the 58th Daytona 500 - Denny Hamlin edged Nascar Sprint Cup rival Martin Truex Jr by 0.01 seconds to win by the smallest margin in the famous race's history


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Thursday, February 18, 2016

Some Of These Are Surprising

Surprising Foods With More Calories Than a Big Mac

Caesar salads
  • With few toppings, it's on the simpler side of the salad spectrum, but make no mistake: the Caesar salad is often pretty high in calories. In fact, the new one from Micky D's outdoes the Big Mac by far. With crispy chicken and dressing, it clocks in at 730 calories. And take the one served at The Cheesecake Factory. Without chicken, it's got 860 calories; with chicken, it'll set you back 980 calories. But at least you're getting some greens! Silver linings, friends. 

Rice bowls
  • Before Chipotle made it on to some official shit lists (ahem, the CDC's), the chain known for portraying itself as a healthier alternative to classic fast-food joints offered its burrito bowl to those looking for a lighter alternative to the burrito. At essentially its barest -- just chicken, brown rice, and black beans -- the bowl comes in at 510 calories. Add some much-loved guacamole (obviously), and the calorie count jumps to 740.  
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Socal Would Greatly Support Another Outdoor NHL Game

ANAHEIM DUCKS
  • Pros: last of the California teams to get outdoor game 
  • Cons: soft market; location
Their game against the local rival Kings at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles proved that outdoor hockey could work in Southern California, but it also used up the one location, and the one rivalry, that really make sense for the market. Angel Stadium could host a game, but it doesn’t have the romantic allure of Chavez Ravine. The Ducks will get their chance, but they may be waiting for a bit.

(SI.com)

This Sucks For The NY Rangers

NEW YORK RANGERS
  • Pros: one of the league's marquee teams
  • Cons: aren't allowed to host one
Under normal circumstances, the Broadway Blueshirts would have been among the first teams chosen to host an NHL outdoor game. The problem: Their contract with Madison Square Garden prevents them from receiving income as the home team in any other venue. That’s why they were eventually designated, in 2014, as the visitors in the back-to-back games against their local rivals, the New Jersey Devils and New York Islanders, at Yankee Stadium. Did anyone notice that subtlety? Both tilts felt like home games.

(SI.com)

Capitals top Super 16 for 10th straight week - NHL.com

5. Los Angeles Kings (33-20-3)
  • Total points: 85
  • Last week: No. 4
  • Hit: Forward Dustin Brown has nine points in his past 10 games. He had zero points in the 10 games prior to his current hot streak.
  • Miss: Forward Tyler Toffoli has one goal in the past 12 games; the Kings are 5-7-0 in those games. 
7. Anaheim Ducks (29-19-8)
  • Total points: 73
  • Last week: No. 10
  • Hit: The Ducks are 17-4-2 in their past 23 games and are three points behind the Kings for first in the Pacific Division. Each team has played 56 games.
  • Miss: They have allowed seven power-play goals in the past five games, though it hasn't hurt them because they've scored six power-play goals of their own and are 4-0-1 in that stretch.
(NHL.com)

Say What?

The BMW M2 Is Only 25 Pounds Lighter Than The BMW M4

The news comes from MotorTrend, which listed the car as 3,411 pounds in European specification, 101 pounds lighter than an M4. But MT talked to BMW North America about how the cars would stack up when ordered in the United States, and the results looked different:
In grand 2 Series tradition, the M2 is shockingly overweight. Despite being 8.3 inches shorter and 0.6 inch narrower than an M4, the M2 we tested weighs only 101 fewer pounds—and our M2 was a European-spec pre-production car that lacked some weight-adding features that come standard on U.S.-spec M2s, namely power seats, automatic climate control, and an upgraded Harman Kardon stereo with satellite radio. We expect the U.S. car to be at least 75 pounds heavier, and indeed BMW of North America lists the weight difference between the M2 and M4 at just 25 pounds.
(Jalopnik.com)

Marketing Your Product While Putting It To The Test

This Video For Bell's New Race Helmet Is Mezmerizing


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The Heart Of A Car Guy


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The Ultimate Flaw In The Driving Machine

Dear BMW: Please Sort Out Your Manual Gearbox

After driving a manual BMW, and again being left utterly disappointed with the gear shift, I think it's about time we called on BMW to make a manual worthy of the brilliant cars it makes

However, this week I spent time with both a 2016 M235i and 2011 1M Coupe, and the manual problem persists. First up the new car, and immediately on moving the thing around a car park I noticed that changing gear required a bit of force. (In fact, finding reverse requires you to almost punch the shifter across past first, so why not just use a lift or depress of the shifter like other manufacturers do?)

Once you’re going at speed, the problems are exacerbated. The throw isn’t as long as in the old E46, but it’s anything but short. Worst of all, changing gear requires you to really concentrate and ram the shifter into place; the action of moving the stick doesn’t inspire great confidence as to where exactly you are in the gate, and when you push the stick into a gear, you have to get past an initial resistance. It’s almost like the stick is catching on something.

The 1M, despite being older, is actually a little better, but it’s far from perfect. I found with both cars that the shift action is vastly improved by rev matching, so perhaps the problem lies in the syncromesh? When giving the 1M stick in Sport mode, braking hard and applying a heel-and-toe blip of the throttle as you downshift improves things immeasurably. Unfortunately that’s not very practical in most driving situations.

It’s frustrating, because in all other aspects you make fantastic cars, BMW. Sure, the interiors hardly ever change between generations and the orange dials feel hopelessly outdated in 2016, but it all works nicely. As a driving experience, you’re on top of your game in chassis feel and engine performance - if you could fix arguably the most important feature of tying everything together, you’d have 10 out of 10 cars.

I think if you spent a bit of time with some of the elites of the manual world, you’d see where I’m coming from. In a Honda Civic Type R, every movement of the stick is purposeful and it feels solid underneath. You know exactly where you’re going and there’s a satisfying slotting action. The king of this is the Toyota GT86. It almost feels artificial in its brilliance, as it’s like the stick is sucked into place with a pleasurable thunk. The merest suggestion of a shift and you clunk quickly into place. It’s a wonderfully tactile experience and it means that when you’re really pressing on you’re not taken out of the moment because you’re having to focus so hard on making the gear stick.

(CarThrottle.com)

I'm Guilty Of This


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Duh


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The Illustrated Guide To The Porsche 911



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Such An Interesting Double Standard


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And Proud Of It


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So True


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A Different Type Of Sports Car


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7 Generations Of Golf


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A Lof Of People Agree With This, Including Me

Friday Firesmith – The Sins of Cam Newton

Believe it or not, everything I’ve mentioned has nothing to do with the Sins of Cam Newton. There have been young and excitable quarterbacks before who have made millions playing a part of a larger whole were the men doing the hardest work are never mentioned. That isn’t his fault, either. Joe Montana was the best quarterback of all time, but he had Jerry Rice catching for him and Ronnie Lott hitting people for him. 

The difference between Newton and other young and brash passers is Newton showed up for the game in a gold pair of shoes. During the game, he fell to the ground and rolled around when a call went the other way and when Denver scored a touchdown. That’s hubris. And that is childish. 

Oddly, even those two sins can be forgiven. They are signs of deeper character flaws yet not fatal. Did Newton Quit?

Late in the game, with the Panthers down six points, Newton was stripped of the ball. It fell at his feet. With the defense swarming to the ball, the game on the line, and Newton standing right there…he stepped back from the ball. 


I watched the Buffalo Bills come back from the 35 point deficient. I’ve watch Peyton Manning stand and deliver when the game was clearly out of reach. I’ve seen teams play their guts out in the last seconds of a game when the fans had given up long before, and their team comes back to win. 

Newton could have gotten that ball. Newton could have orchestrated one hell of a fairy tale ending in the biggest game of his life. It was the biggest game in his teammates’ lives, it was a game fans spent thousands of dollars to see. It was by far the biggest stage he had ever put his golden shoes on and they turned out to be the color yellow. 

The only sin that cannot be forgiven in a game is that of quitting. 

Cam Newton quit during the Super Bowl. 

There isn’t a defense out there who has failed to realize what this means now. Hit him hard enough, and often enough, and Newton will fall down and roll around on the ground. 

And Cam Newton is a quitter. 

Take Care,

Mike


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Choose Wisely


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This Is A Good Read

What has changed in the last 40 years so that it now takes two incomes to maintain a household?

The cost of living has not paced with the average income. Basically, things cost more than they used to (which is expected due to inflation) but wages have not increased by the same amount.


http://www.mybudget360.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/inflation-and-actual-prices.png


On that chart, the middle column is what things would cost if it paced evenly with wages, and the right column is what they actually cost.

We can see that a long time ago, a house was a bit more than 2 years average salary. Now a house is almost 10 times the average salary.

So basically, the rise of cost has outpaced the rise of wages.

– Tennesseej

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Some Different Kinds Of Commitment Rings


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