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CHEATING FOR DUMMIES 2: YOUR UPDATED GUIDE TO SMARTER NCAA RULE-BREAKING, STUDENT-ATHLETE EDITION; PUNT, PASS & PORK

Before we get started, a disclaimer: Players, taking any of this stuff could jeopardize your eligibility and potentially destroy any dreams you have of playing in the pros. The safest bet is to follow the NCAA's rules, no matter how silly they are or how much they violate the Sherman Act. Your coaches take advantage of the shadow market by using it for your recruitment, which subsequently allows them to win more games and receive more over-the-table money. They also have legions of underlings who can be thrown to the NCAA wolves if something goes pear-shaped. You don't. You are the one who will suffer the brunt of the punishment if you get caught. So you probably shouldn't do any of this. But if you must . . . . .

1. Always take cash

2. But don't post pictures of cash

4. Always take cash

7. Always take cash

(CampusRush.com)